TALDEROY

He sailed upon the sea, and he had a mighty beard! Talderoy! The greatest, and most ruthless pirate ever said to sail the seas has haunted the minds of seaman for all of known history. Towering above even the largest of men, with bones of silver and electric blood, his presence calls to mind the giants of tale and legend like Atlas and Goliath. Though largely believed to be mythical, increasing numbers of honest sailors believe not only that Talderoy lives, but scores claim to have actually seen him.

Now, the arguments against such a man are clear, and the evidence seems staggering. Believed to be immortal, a power derived from his mighty sword crafted from the iron of the Gates of Eden, The scar on his face is said to have been left by Poseidon himself, a well deserved smiting for "stealing his sea" .Some say he be myth,while others claim to have seen him in the proximity of Ye Olde Tattoo Shop in Studio City, Ca. The tattoo artists when questioned all confessed belief in Talderoy, but refused to substantiate rumors of his presence at the shop. Clay was not available for comment but has confessed to seeing Talderoy!

In the tradition of adventure, and the romanticized piracy of the Golden Age, Talderoy speaks to the hearts of pirates everywhere, and their joyous cries shall be heard in SONG in every corner of the earth until time stops or the stripped flag of Talderoy flies again.
Take warning.